Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Oh, my friend's mom fell on my dick. I fucked her while her husband was out

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

I offered sex for fun, and she showed me her tits and wanted to suck me off

Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

I have my wife on my dick before I fuck her, that's how I deal with jealousy

She fucked someone else for money, so what? With you, it's love, that's the main thing

Hey, I'm coming, don't look 🥺 Or you can fuck me!

Hard-on? So fuck it, getting aroused by your naked sister is норма👌🏻

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

Got an ex-girlfriend into "phone sex" and fucking her, so the emotions are real